Miscellaneous: Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking....

By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 23:38 - Canada

Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Mason - 31/12/2021 02:59 - United States - Boise

Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML

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By anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

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By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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Thursday 19 November 2009 2:10

See? This is why you never "try to be cool." It never works; never. iPods aren't for kicking, you fool. YDI.

emo_scare_me 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 2:11

HAH, Sucks for you. YDI though, for trying to 'look cool'

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delly_fml 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:31

I'm on my ipodtouch rit now LOL...I luv it! N it doesn't break that easy, I hve this really cool indestructable case that u can throw ur iPod in and it bounces back. YDI for sucking at ur foot skills :)

mrzero 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:38

oops!! u missed

wairdt 5

Thursday 19 November 2009 6:18

That is precisely what you get.

michelleD 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 6:55

Why would you attempt to kick something that probably cost a decent amount of money? First thing I'd do was try to catch it with my hands. If there's lots of money involved, I'm going to favor scrambling like a dork to catch it, verses trying to look cool and most likely breaking it.

Two_fml 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 6:56

.::2::. you completely deserved it. .::2::.

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 7:06

You fell asleep during physics didn't you? Otherwise you'd know that kicking the iPod back up to its original height would be twice as hard of an impact as it hitting the ground. And therefore damage the iPod even worse.

Mortanious 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 7:21

YDI for trying to be cool by kicking your iPod in attempt to act as a pro football player. Seriously you think you have the skill? You think you're Roberto Carlos or something? Dude you are a white boy American, which means you are born a disabled football player, starting by calling it soccer. You can't use your feet except for running and walking, barely kicking a coke can on the street and you want to dance your iPod on your feet? Hahahahahahahahahahah!