By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
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DreBeezy 9

Not every old lady is secretly a ninja you know. Some of them are just normal old people.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

And most can't even remember what they had for breakfast.

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Ins_Knie 2

...until the breakfast gets knocked out of them.

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KiddNYC1O 20

They did what they had to do. You have an interesting year ahead of you pending investigation.

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mwrc8man94 1

Is your job to take care of the elderly or drive like them?

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HiddenMonkey 8

If it was to drive like them he'd have been going 2 mph in a 10 mph zone.

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rhysfucker 24

Wow. So you couldn't manage to avoid a slow, old lady? I'd hate to know that you drive a car on public roads...

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TheDrifter 23

Did lifeline save her life?

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cjrand 7

A - what did you think would happen? get a promotion? B - did you yell "fore!"?

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StromyG2 10

How did you manage to do that? Be very ashamed.

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