Work: Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated...

By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

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You deserved it 52 615

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By Branman2480 - 19/09/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 471

You deserved it 4 129

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 553

You deserved it 2 553

By Ex-Employee - 31/07/2016 02:14 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 138

You deserved it 1 017

By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 403

You deserved it 2 936

By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 011

You deserved it 11 025

Thanks, but no thanks

By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 02:01

Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 482

You deserved it 297

FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 202

You deserved it 2 688

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 165

You deserved it 3 847

By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 686

You deserved it 3 989

By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 361

You deserved it 10 950

Danny0522 8

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:06

Well... Whose fault was that??

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:08

*red forman voice* dumbass

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chase28rehn 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:25

Tell her to put on bengay on that...

ThecomingofTan 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:25

I'm surprised that all you got was fired. I'm also surprised that she didn't try to sue you. Those old people are feisty.

rosebush67 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:28

Would you rather get ran over by a golf cart over lose your job?

TheJester12 15

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:32

the fact that she didn't die on impact is an accomplishment within itself. from In between being pushed in a wheel chair to bingo nights at the senior center and and flipping the channel to wheel of fortune , Grannny doesn't get much action.

jennybeanie 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:34

Running over old people is fun

killatoro 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:38

Nice

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:39

KriiFahMoro 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:43

How did you not see the "Old people X-ing" sign?

Tdevonner 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:53

...no comment...damnit I ****** up already...ok, no comment after this...

Wolvy_fml 3

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:04

This isn't GTA.

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You deserved it 117

Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

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You deserved it 6 083

Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML

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You deserved it 478

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

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You deserved it 8 206

Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 850

You deserved it 2 725

Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 667

You deserved it 192

Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML

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You deserved it 625

Same thing different taste

Thanks, but no thanks

FREAKOUT!

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