By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
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Kresaera 2

too bad there is no driving test to drive golf carts, poor old lady.

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Mimosa2 1

Poor old lady, did she survive the hit? If she didnt then your ass shouldn't be around anybody else but especially old people!! YDI

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loserman67 35

Did you yell "FORE" before hitting her? If so it was her fault.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Grand Theft Golfcart: Shady Springs stories. Dec. 2012.

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Pelreskovich 11

You're supposed to help them cross the street.. Not put the pedal to the metal and flatten them! ..pursue a demolition derby career?

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jdogg0119 4

How can you not see an old lady? O well 200 points for you

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hateevryone 14

why did you do that?

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twilightluvr101 4

Because he just had a random urge to run over an old lady with a golf cart that's y

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tommyfox 19

What's the word I'm looking for.?.?.?. Ohhhhhh, I got it! YDI!!!!!!!!!!!

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lizard399 0

This ?.?. Makes no sense!!!!!! YEAHHHH?.!.!!?.!.

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arvale8802 1

Darn old people always getting in the way

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Brainspoil 2

I did not know frogger was a new retirement home event. Looks like she lost this time.

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