By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
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lizard399 0

Usually grandma gets run over by a reindeer. You think you can compete? You can't even compare..

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texas_redneck88 10

Don't come on here expectin' pity and sympathy after doin' somethin' like that 'cause you weren't payin' attention. YDI

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ShinedownLuv 14

Was it a hole in one?:)

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Did you actually run her over or just hit her? There's a big difference. Hits are only 10 points, running over is 100.

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andrealovvve 17

Wouldn't you see the old lady before u ran her over?

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