By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
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Dustin_Pedobear 9

Well shit, if you're going to get fired, why not take out someone's grandma in the process, right?

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Today I was playing a 18 hole'r with bill today, then some young wiper snapper comes out of nowhere and runs me over with is golf wheel machine. FML

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DocBastard 38

Were you expecting her to dart out of the way like a squirrel? She's 94 years old, for ****'s sake! She's lucky if she can get from the armchair to the toilet in 10 minutes!

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ICATiger 13

Run over all the old ladies!! (Rage comic meme)

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lizard399 0

And they're right next to each other for ***** sake!

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FortuneCookie3 1

your reflexes are as bad as theirs...

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modulusoperandy 7

You must be a pretty ignorant driver to run over an old lady with a golf cart! For the golf cart's sake, it's a golf cart! One that is not covered like a car where you can see the surrounding pretty clearly. And not to mention about its speed. YDI.

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heraclitus 1

Wel i think u should buy glasses with.ur retirement money

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heraclitus 1

Or maybe she is triyin to kill herself for insurrance money but still buy som glasses :p

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