By bowler99 - 12/01/2015 16:43 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 273
You deserved it 15 141
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Awahso 25

Well, only one option left. Go smack him around until you get your money back.

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kingkobrastrikes 13

you have to remember, OP, that you cannot trust little siblings even if you pay them. They get the money and get you in trouble. It's a win-win for the little bugger's. Sorry, but YDI.

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134257 19

Yes, OP means original poster. You should find a lot of websites like to use that abbreviation.

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False_Stupidity 41

Spoil sport #36 & #39! We're supposed to tell them some alternate meanings first! It really means either Optimus Prime, Orangutang Penis, Orbital Platform or Orange Panda... Take your pick. :)

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mld4657 28

ydi for one having sex where you could be walked in on and two for trying to pay him off.

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goaltenderdg 1

What will your parents do when you tell them he stole $30 from you?

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BBlah 26

I swear that's your comment on every FML haha At least the ones that I see :P

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illusong 16

I understand that once couples get intimate and all heated up it's a turn off so say "wait babe let us stop and close the door" but dude if u know someone is home lock your doors

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StickyPickles 33

Damn your blood that did that to you. Cold shit brother

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Tyrez 32

Do it when no one is home geeze. No one wants to hear other people doing it

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katttt21 20

Do people not know how to lock doors? Lol

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