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By HappyGirl - 28/10/2008 15:57 - France

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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

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Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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By epistaxis - 29/01/2009 02:31 - Australia

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Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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By ShardsOfShame - 26/08/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML

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By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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By facepalming all the way - 19/07/2015 06:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 16:51 - Canada - Galt

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML

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Kulawend 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 7:46

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Thursday 4 November 2010 19:06

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goomonk 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:11

Lol some people are so stupid. Schools never really taught about sex Ed so some people didnt know to much. Butthe people bragging about how they know it is because now schools are teachin g sex ed in grade 5

beckl 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:27

He just wanted to let you know. He loves you!!

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 29 May 2012 10:22

Well now you know how babies are made. Be grateful.

youshouldleave55 3

Thursday 7 June 2012 3:40

hes just letting you know what 10-13 yr olds learn in health these days, and yes they pushed back the sex ed class a few years...

sarah_katie 3

Monday 16 July 2012 5:13

How... Did you not know...?

brittanyann2013 12

Monday 15 October 2012 14:39

I think I laughed harder at the comments then I did at OPs story. And to everyone saying didn't you have sex ed in school, my school does not have sex ed, yet I still know. Lol

needsagf14 12

Monday 15 April 2013 5:42

Don't tell me you didn't already know

HighasaCloud 46

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:15

I can't think of too many unique things to say for each FML and I want the 100 kick-ass comments badge so I thought I'd post them all in the far reaches of this website where hopefully nobody will really read through the comments and downvote me. Hazzah

MadisonDerp 16

Thursday 9 January 2014 19:37

What wHat whAt whaT I'm confused

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 20:26

Did you no know how babies were made before?

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