Intimacy: Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies... - FML

By HappyGirl - 28/10/2008 15:57 - France

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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

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Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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By epistaxis - 29/01/2009 02:31 - Australia

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Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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Admit it

By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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Dane Cook? Is that you?

By ShardsOfShame - 26/08/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML

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Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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By facepalming all the way - 19/07/2015 06:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 16:51 - Canada - Galt

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML

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Kulawend 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 7:46

lima oscar sierra echo romeo

reaper239 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 19:06

actually that would be: golf echo november india uniform sierra in the phonetic alphabet

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Tuesday 2 February 2010 19:46

Whoa!

UnearthlyEnemy 9

Tuesday 2 February 2010 19:49

The names Numbah 4 put in spelled l o s e r.

mattchap 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:53

bitch yaaaa

ThePwnt 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 5:36

I had sex at 10.... I'm 11.

theodorethunder 3

Friday 26 March 2010 8:32

uhm, why are you all having sex so young?? Don't you realize how that makes you look and feel?

bxenon 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 15:41

im 11 and i produce sperm and i dint want to make anyone pregnant and no one likes me so i cant even get a girlfriend

rogermar000 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:21

that's flipping disgusting

salsachic34 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 5:48

i had my first time at 8...... I'm 12.... What? I got pressure from guys at my school

frusciant510 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 2:48

I LIKE HOW PEOPLE BRAG ABOUT LEARING ABOUT IT WHEN ITS NOTHING SPECIAL

games_fml 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 6:38

ok what ever we all made bad choices in life can we get back to comment about the FMLs

theodorethunder 3

Friday 26 March 2010 8:37

i knew what sex was at the age of fifteen. i don't see why it is such a big deal to everyone that some people just aren't interested in sex education.

wethekings7 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 18:30

woow...i've known how you "make babies" since i was like...5 or 6.

TJT 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 4:00

lol U FAIL

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Today, while I was mid-act with my girlfriend, my mom unlocked my bedroom door and came in shaking maracas. She then handed them to my very shocked girlfriend and told her these were the "Busted maracas" and directed her to pass them along accordingly. Well, at least our first time was memorable… FML

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Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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Today, my dad woke me up at 5am saying that there was dog shit on the carpet. I thought it was just a clever ruse to get me into the living room for a birthday surprise. It wasn't. There really was dog shit that I had to clean up, with no "Happy birthday"s even uttered. FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be wise to joke that we needed to postpone our reunion for another week. We haven't seen each other for almost 4 months, due to events out of our control. He thinks he's funny. He'll get punched when we do see each other again. FML

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Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after 2 years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML

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Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. While under the influence of the drugs, I tried to speak Japanese. Later, my Japanese roommate informed me that I was saying "I am a weasel" over and over again. FML

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Today, my hubby asked me what we were doing for dinner. He'd already asked me twice and each time I responded, he said, "Sounds good." He has no idea why I feel like he doesn't listen to me. He's been doing this shit for 12 years. FML

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Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML

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