Intimacy: Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies... - FML

By HappyGirl - 28/10/2008 15:57 - France

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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

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Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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By epistaxis - 29/01/2009 02:31 - Australia

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Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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By ShardsOfShame - 26/08/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML

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Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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By facepalming all the way - 19/07/2015 06:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 16:51 - Canada - Galt

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML

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Kulawend 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 7:46

lima oscar sierra echo romeo

reaper239 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 19:06

actually that would be: golf echo november india uniform sierra in the phonetic alphabet

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xox_what_now 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 18:36

What's wrong with your family

greeneggsnsam 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 18:51

did you not know before?

kwfruit 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:44

Support sex ed. !

easylazy 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:12

THAT'S PATHETIC I LEARNED SO EARLY YOU GUYS ARE SICK SOME PEOPLE HAVE SEX WHEN THEY ARE LIKE 13 LOL

LordLayAlot 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:45

Kudos to your brother...definitely not to you.

FkslutsNOW 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:58

bitch nahh

Metetris 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:10

Maybe his/her penis or ****** didn't sprout out, until that age. Leave the poor girl/guy alone. She/he is confused.

enclosedrose226 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:41

Umm... Vaginas don't sprout.

Sickle 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 10:35

hope he's not a hands on teacher.

LOL4321 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:10

how could you not know in this time of age. are you ******* slow. you dont have to have sex to kow what it is. i know they talk about it in your school. how could your brother find out before you. u r a LOSER.

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