Miscellaneous: Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML - FML

By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 08:17 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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Top comments

Phaa 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:24

Fyl. :[

theawesome 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:30

her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P

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mattbeverly 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:29

I h8 auto correct I meant ull

Flamp1 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:33

sure you did lol

mattbeverly 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:34

I did I'm not a virgin

Flamp1 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:36

it's a joke lol I hate the auto correct too :3

theawesome 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:30

her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P

FlendtDK 16

Wednesday 22 April 2015 12:54

*spoiler* he is actually Castiel

Flamp1 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:31

at least no one will mug you if you made a girl cry you'll scare the crap outta a guy

elledubb 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:31

well let's see some picture ugly...

fuckelijahslife 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:32

awh :/

saranottelling 7

Monday 8 March 2010 1:33

Are you Kevin Jonas?

CheshireHalli 19

Monday 8 March 2010 1:44

Sara wins. =D

PsychoMerk 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:33

aw :( may I offer you a paper bag and a hug?

llorens460 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:01

your gonna need more than a paper bag!

Flamp1 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:34

my eyes the goggles do nothing

Diannaa 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:47

Wasn't that on The Simpsons lol

TheTrollinator 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:23

yeah radioactive man

mistyeyes 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:36

:(

McFail_fml 4

Monday 8 March 2010 1:37

Pics or it didn't happen. XD Op just improve your looks a little, brush your hair and wash your head to make it look smoother. Oh and I'm not talking about the head over your shoulders.

marleytooyou 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:42

quit being so damn ugly

mattbeverly 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:49

u need 2 quit being so damn hot

lolroflmao 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:24

good point, matt

seeimdee 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:29

that's a fake picture, but whatever;3

DGross 8

Monday 8 March 2010 4:25

I agree... a fake picture doesn't earn you any respect ... #94 is real and yea... that... Don't want this post to come out as creepy lol

astro_plastic 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:28

Who the hell uses fake pictures? That's extremely creepy. And the OP of this thread does have a fake picture- its a popular one used on teh internets making fun of bulimic scene girls.

Pommy_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:49

you're the devil. sataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

marleyvk 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 16:28

hey marleytooyou... my name is also marley.

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Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML

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Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML

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