Miscellaneous: Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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Phaa 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:24

Fyl. :[

theawesome 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:30

her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P

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Shae84 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:45

why would you make that your name? are you proud of being a pill-popper?

swimchic007 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:46

was she a baby?

Tripout 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:07

NOPE....she was 74 

fsxman1 11

Monday 8 March 2010 1:47

hahaha u must be ugly!

ahugit 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:48

everyone is beautiful one way or another...

PsychoMerk 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:53

"that's what the ugly people say" xD i just lol'd :')

ahugit 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:41

ha. nice, but i don't cry when I look in the mirror. lol. =P

jetpackzach 5

Monday 8 March 2010 3:05

how dare u!?!?!?! she is a nice lady!

aliibaibii 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:34

haha I just watched that movie

ahugit 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:41

I find your words offensive..

uxoriouswidow 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:51

Don't be so hard on your appearance. For all you know, it might have been your halitosis or general body odour that made her cry.

PsychoMerk 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:51

I think it's supposed to be Matt's pop spills... you want another soda mr.Matt? :)

mattbeverly 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:51

no I dnt I ain't a pill popper.

getsthegirls 4

Monday 8 March 2010 1:52

so im guessing urca virgin?

Craw25 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:55

Was she like 1?

ChiTownSharon 4

Monday 8 March 2010 1:55

LMAO! That's horrible. You must be disgusting n ugly lookin.

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