By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
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greenfairy_fml 0

you're lucky! If my mom found condoms in my room she would flip the hell out.

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Bauer_fml 0

Wait, so you are upset that your mother cleaned your room, found your toys, and didn't say anything about it? Am I missing something here?

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wtfxup 0

hahaha. is your mom asian? my mom did the same thing with my condoms and said "as long as your using them honey!"

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grandmasattack 0

That sounds like something my mom would do.

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Icefusion 0

I know you!!! But I agree, quite embarrassing.

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trisarahtops 0

wow you're mom is awesome. srsly

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sevrok_7 0

That's not a FML story at all! That's a "look how nice my mom is!" story. so a LHNMMI...but it doesnt seem to have the same ring

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RelentlessBoner 0

What nasty kind of bitch are you? Everyone wants a girl that's into sex, but you're just gross.

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StephC_fml 0

You're ma is awesome. My ma doesn't clean my room and if she found that in my room she probably would've beaten my ass!

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Melle_fml 0

My mother did the exact same thing, but with different things. (cuffs, pills, lube)

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