Miscellaneous: Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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PSA

By ColoredPencil13 - 10/05/2014 13:35 - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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You deserved it 2 828

By kbeavv - 11/02/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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Pepn_Fresh 14

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:25

wow, you'd think your mom would understand

TLIBZ 4

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:26

Seems like she's on her rags too..

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julian93 6

Wednesday 12 February 2014 5:53

Damn **** that bitch haha

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Wednesday 12 February 2014 8:43

#92 (hashtag or number?)

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Wednesday 12 February 2014 8:45

#HashtagsAreStupid

neutralize 12

Wednesday 12 February 2014 9:45

And here I thought I had a shitty mother... sorry to hear that, OP.

luminis12 23

Wednesday 12 February 2014 11:47

That's hilarious haha

blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 12 February 2014 15:56

Well you mom is right. It is annoying. Eat some chocolate, take some Midol and stay in your room until you get that PMS under control.

brolin_burrito 9

Wednesday 12 February 2014 18:13

#RoleModelMoms of FML

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 12 February 2014 18:50

Whoa. Your mom is horrible. Sorry.

boo714 15

Wednesday 12 February 2014 23:22

classic

cyndustry 3

Thursday 13 February 2014 10:40

I'v met woman, you deserved it.

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