By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML
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NorfolkDude 2

You're a woman and her child, so perhaps she trusted you. What if someday your mom is 87 years old, and requires you to clean her, feed her, and change her diapers all the while she's unable to even talk? Are you going to post on FML about how your life sucks? Or are you going to behave like a responsible, moral person who takes care of her family rather than find it disgusting and something for all to hear?

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xApril 0

She sat on a pencil and it magically made her ass bleed? I have an image of a pencil standing straight up and usually just doesn't happen like that, pal.

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catriona_cd 0

grow up you self absorbed little cow. how often did your mum wipe you asshole and clean you up as a child? how often did she help you when you hurt your self? me me me me me me me me me, me me, me me me me me..oh me me me. is that how all your conversations go? get over yourself and suck it up. would hate to have you as a mother. what are you going to do when your child (if you have any) ***** it's nappy? or hurts themself? people like you are whats wrong with this world!

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sooverit01 0

Not a FML. When I had my operation last year, my mum came to stay with me and helped me do everything from going to the toilet to having a bath. Parents and their children do these things for each other. I vote YDI for being such a crappy daughter.

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perdix 29

Your parents ought to stick with standard, man-on-top missionary position. Reverse cowgirl is just too dangerous with a pencil-dick like your dad.

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Rayn4u_fml 0

You can't tell if he's trying to screw her or erase her.

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sdcrazy1018 0

I have a hard time believing this, unless by pencil you mean syringe?

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RufusCade 7

If the pencil point breaks off it could give blood poisoning and/or lead poisoning. Of course she wanted someone else to have a look at it to see if there were any parts of the lead left. This is not an FML and therefore an YDI.

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ghadir 2

you can't get lead poisoning cuz it's not really lead..it's graphite

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prc_ 5

Buuuhuuu.... *cry* I hate princess bitches liek you..

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

(stares at the ground for a second while blood pours out) "My anus is bleeding!" "Yaaaay!" "For the love of God and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!" "Yaaaay!"

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