Intimacy and TMI: Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it... - FML

By justawallflower - 30/11/2014 02:06 - United States - Elyria

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Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML

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By John Doe - 10/01/2020 05:00

Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML

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By growlr - 20/07/2011 09:17 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By HylianFox - 27/01/2012 04:07 - United States

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Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

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By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

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Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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By prinzess - 09/12/2010 14:20 - Germany

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Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML

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Thanks for sharing

By uni life - 15/05/2012 08:08 - Australia - Perth

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Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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Great chat!

By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

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Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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chazzywazzy654 22

Sunday 30 November 2014 14:32

*Frantically searches for brain bleach*

Welshite 39

Sunday 30 November 2014 14:35

I'll bet she's happy as a clam about it too.

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Enslaved 36

Sunday 30 November 2014 17:10

Well Wallflower, can daddy still drive it home, with one headlight? My mom told me she was thankful she had me by c-section because she feared that I would have wrecked hers. Some parents share way too much info!

AirBusDriver 23

Sunday 30 November 2014 17:43

TFF! My GF said the exact same thing about hers. How random!!

FreeTheRainbow 14

Sunday 30 November 2014 19:04

How old are you, op?

codytallica 38

Sunday 30 November 2014 19:20

pussystank 18

Sunday 30 November 2014 19:36

Speaking of vaginas, does anyone know a good rash creams and also to to loose that triangular fat? #Ihateit

EmeraldMoonshine 21

Sunday 30 November 2014 19:47

I would be scarred for life. For LIFE.

Fiorella1 19

Sunday 30 November 2014 20:11

I'm sorry, I clicked "You deserved it" because the number was 666 soo :/ you're welcome for changing it :) you didn't deserve that tho sorry op :(

ordinarygent 14

Sunday 30 November 2014 20:24

If you're lucky, maybe it's in the family..?

ecstasy22 12

Sunday 30 November 2014 21:32

surely embarrassing...oops

grimpeeper 13

Sunday 30 November 2014 21:45

Pour bleach in your ears.

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