App
FML for mobile
Free
Open in app

By thanks mom ¬_¬ - 24/08/2013 22:05 - United States - Carlsbad

Spicy
Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 717
You deserved it 4 742
Fête de la Musique: Notes et Négligences
When melodies meet misadventures, the Fête de la Musique becomes a symphony of laughter! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Nyx_fml 23

There's nothing like condom talk with your mother.

273 2
tanekdrachonae 19

It's ok, I was an accident too. We should be friends.

158 2

Comments

golden_warrior 23

Lol, lot of us are born because of broken condoms. You shouldn't worry about that.

48 1
Wizardo 33

Well like a Trojan virus you were downloaded unexpectedly...

78 4
monnanon 13

more like a trojan horse as he snuck in without anyone noticing.

18 0
Enslaved 36

Hey, what do you know? I'm a condom baby too. All though, I was probably born though a Ramses condom. Apparently they're not reliable. What can you expect, the Pharaoh did have around 100 children. :P

49 3
jasmine2301 25

Don't look at it as an... insult, but more of advice! Better that you heard it from someone experienced than learning the hard way.

13 2
Reesienpiper 4

For being nosey... "And that's why we're pregnant cause the durex split..." Throw in a YOLO afterward.

4 33
j_cat187 19

YOU WILL BURN IN A PIT OF FIRE FOR THE VULGAR USE OF THE WORD "YOLO"!

20 3
8born8 18

Anyone that uses YOLO is not old enough to comprehend any serious consequences because they believe that YOLO is an acceptable scapegoat option. Broaden your horizons and read a book instead of being such a delinquent.

10 1
Reesienpiper 4

I get that YOLO is immature but IN MY OPINION, the conversation was probably headed in that direction.

2 6
LissaMccracken 23

If it makes you feel better, I was an accident too. My mom never let's me forget it either

8 3
DFresh503 8

Your mom sounds like a romantic lol. But seriously, better to use Durex than nothing at all!

2 2
jayjay76 5

aye atleast she's honest with you...

4 2
perdix 29

I don't know how anyone who has read "The Iliad" can ever use Trojans. They let all the Greeks spill out after they get let into the gate!

30 2
jasmine2301 25

This made my day... err night.

8 1