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By thanks mom ¬_¬ - 24/08/2013 22:05 - United States - Carlsbad

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Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML
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Nyx_fml 23

There's nothing like condom talk with your mother.

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tanekdrachonae 19

It's ok, I was an accident too. We should be friends.

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papabear88 6

at least she warned you not to use them

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frod0 10

At least you're being safe OP! Don't worry :)

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KaitlynNeal 13

I want to laugh but... Then I feel so horrible too. Sorry -hugs-

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lostangel5 12

Wrap it before.you tap it. At least you're being safe! Cool mom btw, still yls its awkward having your mom check..

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Vilsitior_93 12

I would have laughed at her and told her to leave the room while I cried

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mameburgess 7

keep your drawers closed. and way too much information from mom.

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dawood_k 27

Should tell your mum it's purely for examination purposes. You do your own prostate tests! One finger, 15 second, alright., Thereafter you're just playing with yourself

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Bludmagnus 13

That is reason to punch your own mother in the face.

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