By Brandon - 10/08/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 514
You deserved it 3 703

Same thing different taste

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Who doesn't know where Canada is wtf, Canadas the best!

Knowledge isn't intelligence at all. Your mom can be very smart but just bad at geography.

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Damn son/girl, you mother must be American then.

That's right OP. "You" mother is 100% American.

BitterLoser 0

haha they're american, but their from Connecticut, so yeah everybody else in america frowns upon the stupidity of them, how dare you stereotype all americans from being from Connecticut! hahahah

BitterLoser 0

nope i put the correct "their" for how i ment it **** hahaha

"but their from Connecticut" Uhm.. No it should be they're. "but THEY ARE from Connecticut" They don't own it. Dumbass.

BitterLoser 0

if the people dont then who does fuckface? please enlighten me

It's a ******* state you idiot. THEY ARE from Connecticut. They don't OWN Connecticut themselves. ******* DUMBASS. Saying someone is FROM somewhere is not the same as saying as they OWN something. Jeeze, aren't you just disproving your own ******* statement quite easily. F-U-C-K-F-A-C-E, yourself. Idiot.

Bitterloser, how old are you? I love how your immediate response when corrected is to freak out, throw a temper tantrum and call the person who corrected you names. Just accept that you're ******* wrong.

BitterLoser 0

hahahaha o shit, i'll be honest to you, im typing this shit with a smile on my face ;D, i always call people names, but i dont ever mean it! haha i guess you'd have to know me haha

BitterLoser 0

im not kidding! haha whatever, i dont have to prove anything to you, cause i know me better then you ;)

Didn't ask you to prove anything to me. However, I notice on your profile it says that you're 16. That definitely explains something!

BitterLoser 0

it doesnt mean i dont know anything

BitterLoser 0

your no more wise then me, your 20 thats a 4 year difference, a year is a short amount of time, so dont take this down to how old i am

You're right, it's not a question of who knows more. It's a question of maturity. Your age shows why exactly you reacted the way you did, blah blah blah, not getting into it... I don't even know why I'm typing this, that's how little I care. I never once said you didn't know anything. Please learn to read. Kthxbai.

MrCorn234 6

"your no more wise then me, your 20 thats a 4 year difference, a year is a short amount of time, so dont take this down to how old i am' Oh my god, I'm 15 and I think you're an immature loser. Go away and read MLIT f*ckface.

Some people in my maths class were trying to think of all the American states once and a girl asked if Canada was one of them. I live in England so I guess it's not as bad... Wait, no, it's still ******* retarded.

icantellu 7

Its not on Antartica!?! After all these years ... sheesh. why didnt u break it to me slowly.. this hurts * sob*

intelligence is upwards of 60% heritable you may still have a fighting chance lol

christa953 12

ummm no I am American and I can name almost every country and its capital in the world. I also know where Canada is.

BitterLoser 0

i hate people who generalize americans as being fat,uneducated, and unaware

BitterLoser 0

i hate people who generalize americans as being fat,uneducated, and unaware

106 - I agree! And I'm from CT but moved to FL when I was 13. I have lived in 4 states (on my one) and in the past 8 years travelled to 39 states and 9 countries. CT has some of the best schools AND education in America.

RedPillSucks 31

It's because the smart, aware, and thin Americans aren't as loud. :-)

BitterLoser 0

Most of you are uneducated and unaware. No one else voted Bush into presidency....

BitterLoser 0

o yeah i forgot and what has obama done?2 stimulus bills and what else?

Obama is better character. What good did BUSH do. Dumbfuck. How ******* stupid are Americans? Have a look at the people not wanting a proper health care plan. Btw idiot, I'm American. I just reside in Canada and have for quite some time. I've seen the difference in the social culture and the intelligence of people. Most Americans are oblivious what happens outside of their own state let alone their own nation. So yes, they are uneducated and UNAWARE of how every other nation in the world has an impact. How many of you dumbfucks know the USA is more than 50% owned by CHINA and JAPAN because of how far in Debt the country has gone into. Especially a great deal within the last Decade while BUSH has been in power.

BitterLoser 0

we invaded a country(even though we never found the "alleged" WMDs)(maybe, who knows about our government anymore) i shouldn't have to explain the costs that come with that(plus 2 stimulus bills) but nevertheless we're there(invading countries cost a lot of money) where is obama on all of this? well he's not in the whole military scene at all so cool, he just lost the respect of the military soldiers,whatever right? the oil spill in the gulf. it took obama 2 weeks plus to arrive at the scene of how some magazines put it "a national tragedy" bush arrived to almost every "national tragedy" within the days,(that doesnt really matter but) for the past 8 months that this "better character" has been in play,all it seems is that he really wants is to blame bush for every debt (when of course he's spending more than bush did in his first 8 months) and his stupid health care plan, we dont need that now, we need to prioritize, a lil' dont ya think? we have illegal immigration that has left to ALOT of killings in all the southern border states (i swear we're going to a war against mexico, that would suck cause i live in a border state) obama barley responded now. if you listen to obama talk, he sounds like a robot, no emotion, he sounds like any other politician in the government, a lie, a cheat, and thinking what he thinks is correct, he's a good talker i can tell you that that man can talk you into basically anything, i mean for the election he talked he way through saying he'd give hope and change, (yeah change in believing from taking from the rich and giving to the poor, thats kinda like socialism, and like that works but in like smaller economies) even though bush made mistakes, made words up, saying some funny ass shit, making jokes, it at least made him seem human bush made it 8 years, lets see how many obama makes it to

Obama's trying to solve the issues Bush and other past presidents created. Pretty sure just by knowing that, he's going to last a hell of a lot longer. Note: I'm not American.

BitterLoser 0

obama's gonna fix the past presidents mistakes? haha thats funny because that just means he has to fix the past 43 presidents mistakes thats like 200 years give or take of time that he's trying to redo in 4 years, naw, doesnt work that way, not here at least, look you have your thought of him but i know if he keeps up HIS stupidity trend in trying to fix past mistakes when we have other more important stuff going on(and letting his wife take secret service on vacations), well lets just put it this way, if he makes it for a full term(for his sake), i can almost guarantee that he wont be coming back for another.

Tiger, I guess that's what I get for not following politics too closely! ;) Meh, it's just from what I hear that he's -trying- to fix them, not that he will definitely fix them. That debate's for another time, though! I suppose the media leaves out the part where he's a total moron? Lol. Hey bitterloser, didn't I tell you to learn to read somewhere up there ^^? Pretty sure I said -trying- to fix the issues, not that he would. Now that I look at the rest of your post, you go from disagreeing with what I said to agreeing... I have no comment to this. This is a message brought to you by the Redundancy Queen of Redundancy.

Well that makes sense. Lol, why is he president then?!

Silentium_fml 0

I.Q. tests, the actual ones, are not tests of knowledge like the ones you see online. Knowledge and intelligence are two very different things, a person can have a high IQ and "know" nothing at all. IQ tests are meant to test the way a person figures things out, not what they actually know. I've taken dozens of them online, I haven't found one that actually works yet. If you seriously want to find a test on your IQ you have to find someone who administers it.

^ This. You fail if you think IQ tests knowlege then you fail..!

That's exactly what #112 was pointing out, dickwad.

Intelligence comes from your mothers' genetics. You're screwed.

this explains why when people ask if I live in an igloo. silly people. u live in California so u must live in a sancastle!

crauen 0

no wonder Canadians r so weird what's that aboot, eh? ha jk that really sucks op