Love: Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date...

By Foureyes - 23/08/2009 13:29 - Australia

Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date with a German exchange student they met at the weekend. Why? Because we have similar glasses. FML

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By Overprotected - 19/06/2013 14:39 - United States

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By Blöde Gans - 25/11/2014 16:14 - United States - Ormond Beach

Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML

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By Akwa - 18/11/2020 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother and I got complimented on how we look alike. She's a German blonde and I was adopted from Vietnam. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 00:30 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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By Starchyld - 11/11/2009 12:21 - Canada

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Not Jewish - 02/03/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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Kids will be kids

By monkey - 19/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Logan

Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML

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Sunday 23 August 2009 20:06

Why is this bad?

LemonFairy 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:04

Maybe the make her (him? I don't know :P) look cute. Who cares, man, it's a /German exchange student/. So yeah, not a FYL or YDI. A MLIG.

Comments

kizmet 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:35

oh no, you have a date. your life really, really sucks.

mcullen_unc 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:44

dont do it!!!!! i know a few germans and while they can be funny, they kinda suck at relationships. granted i guess i can't speak for the whole german population just the few that i know. but you get the point....

mcullen_unc 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:04

hey now, i only was talking about the ones i know :-P ;-).....but also the ones i know are from the same family, maybe that has something to do with it and not the greman part...oh well, the world may never know.....

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:58

I don't get how this is an FML. You don't know her, apparently, so how can you judge that she's gonna suck? You know people have blind dates all the time.

LynchyBabes 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:00

Haha, a blind date because of glasses. Oh the irony.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:02

I was hoping somebody would catch that. CB

chunkofchange 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:16

not an fml just somewhat odd parents

whatever2304 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:20

ohhh fyl. your parents set you up on a date. thats just terrible. and to top it off you have similar glasses. you poor thing. wtf?

The_Cait 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:20

Um....so?

Emilaaay_alexa 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:45

Stop bitching.

ziqi92 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:55

does this mean i should date like 5 different girls from our school's anime club cuz their glasses r similar to mine?

LemonFairy 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:27

Well if they're in the anime club then hell yes. (We happen to be pretty frickin' sweet, fyi. And you find a girl in the anime club, chances are she's about a thousand times more open-minded and experimental in bed. ;] )