By Litterbox - 20/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML
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Wow O_o I can't believe how much of a response this thing is getting(first post ever...) But for clarification:(Skip if you want...Blah) a) Since my mother was willing to beat me with a metal end of a broom for claiming Hitler and the events of the holocaust were wrong and has a machete at the ready underneath her bed, the threat was/is to be taken seriously, wouldn't you think... (Is she still hilarious?) b) Kill me, sure, but THE KID??? c)I would've loved for my mother to have been concerned/open enough with me to have an actual conversation about sex... Blegh -_-

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Juli_fml 0

anyone else think there should be a "parents" section on here?

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Stupidstupidrat 0

@onigiriqueen: I find it amusing and somewhat pitiful that you accuse others of not having understood what you were saying, as if you were putting across some really highbrow point when it is infact just ingnorant hateful BS. Your brand of la-la-la stupidity is particularly grating.

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Stay_beautiful 0

I'm so glad my mother loves me enough to support me if I get pregnant, instead of killing me lol. It's always a good feeling to know you're loved lol. I'm sure if you don't get pregnant, she'll still find a reason to kill you, she's just expecting you to fail, and thinks that's the first thing that will happen. She has so much faith in you! You should feel proud! Your life is definately ******!!!! :P

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maddog_fml 0

She's damn right OP!! I would do the same. But..FYL Good luck and don't get pregnant (for now :)

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i_like_chicks 0

thats horrible o.O

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chanceuse_fml 0

Onigiriqueen, wtf? "I said any woman who brings a child into the world who cannot SUPPORT THEMSELVES AND THE CHILD deserve to die." Aren't you lovely. No one deserves to die, especially for something like that. Reading your comments, I'd say you were 12. Or highly immature.

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

onigirliqueen- You are a tool. I am all about being pro-life, but to discourage adoption is disgusting. Just because you wouldn't be emotionally strong enough to handle it doesn't mean it's scarring to anyone else. 999 times out of 1000 an adopted child is going to have a very loving family and a very well supported life. The families go through rigorous evaluation to ensure that they are emotionally, physically, spiritually and financially capable and enthusiastic about supporting each child. They are more qualified parents than most of those who birth naturally. You're just talking out of your ass. Get over yourself. And OP, your mom is smart.

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BaldOuting 0

my mom is harsh but not that harsh. damn.

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brodizzle 0

Your mother is amazing. Both funny and to the point.

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