By Litterbox - 20/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML
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Litterbox 0

Wow O_o I can't believe how much of a response this thing is getting(first post ever...) But for clarification:(Skip if you want...Blah) a) Since my mother was willing to beat me with a metal end of a broom for claiming Hitler and the events of the holocaust were wrong and has a machete at the ready underneath her bed, the threat was/is to be taken seriously, wouldn't you think... (Is she still hilarious?) b) Kill me, sure, but THE KID??? c)I would've loved for my mother to have been concerned/open enough with me to have an actual conversation about sex... Blegh -_-

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Juli_fml 0

anyone else think there should be a "parents" section on here?

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effmylifexx 0

You're mom's an asshole. Who gives their kids death threats?

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ladidadi 0

am i the only one who finds this incredibly disturbing?

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resawins 0

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! that's so disturbing but i can't stop laughing!!!!! jesus christ!!!!

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amatthew_03 0

Hahahhaha. That's really funny, I can just picture a mom, all sweet and gentle, saying that. It sounds like something from a movie.

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caty14 1

Wow, All you people saying her mother is wise for saying she'd kill her & the baby are really ****** up. That kid deserves a life just as much as anyone els. Why some of you think its ok to take that, Is ****** up. None the less this is not a FML, Because her mother hasn't actually killed her or a baby.

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caty14 1

But everyone has their own opinion on things like this.

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samus129 0

if its four years to late how old are you because i got that talk at 16

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Joash 0

At least you got the talk the closest i got was "Don't watch **** on our computer"

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