Love: Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend...

By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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Angelice_fml 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 18:49

She was no right invading into your love life.

lizzypooh36 18

Thursday 15 December 2011 18:46

I'm gonna assume she wasn't too fond of the boyfriend. im sorry, that sucks. something my mom would do though.

Comments

Tristan22 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 23:45

You should throw a brick at her eye

justlikeme79 9

Friday 16 December 2011 0:11

...Puntiation? Seriously? Who's semi-literate again?

cinderella10383 6

Friday 16 December 2011 0:13

Punctuation even

spazticdonkey 0

Friday 16 December 2011 0:14

Sue her

tj4234 35

Friday 16 December 2011 0:26

remind your mum that hacking is illegal, and that if she did call the police you would report her.

princessmollysue 9

Friday 16 December 2011 0:35

Aww that really sucks !

anahlicious 10

Friday 16 December 2011 0:54

What a fucken bitch! You should change all your passwords and give her the silent treatment for quite awhile. Sorry OP :(

Spyderbane 10

Friday 16 December 2011 0:54

This is not hacking. this is called cracking. Hacking is to make hardware go beyond the abilities of the intended software. Calling this hacking is like calling a burglar a locksmith. Script kiddies have degenerated this to a slang title.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 16 December 2011 1:28

To the moron called "Spyderbane", if you would have read the intelligent comments, IT IS HACKING. ...but thanks for bashing my generation once again, moron.

Spyderbane 10

Friday 16 December 2011 1:34

THE_A_TEEN - Congratulations on retarding your generation!

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 16 December 2011 1:36

Technically, it is neither.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 16 December 2011 1:51

Apperantly, one person can dumb down any generation and cause the mass retardation of humanity, hooray for bullshit!!! (sarcasm) Really now, you taking your arguement to such measures like making me the sole catalyst for the retardation of humanity. :sigh: People...

Spyderbane 10

Friday 16 December 2011 2:47

Stop think so highly of yourself! You are just the avatar for idiocracy.

horneyhic 15

Friday 16 December 2011 1:00

As long as ur mom can't prove stauteory rape or domestic violence and theres no restraining order the cops can't do anything about who u see and talk to however she can still punish you for seeing him