Miscellaneous: Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store...

By anonymous - 08/03/2010 15:12 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

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Logic

By thyisnothorses - 29/04/2012 03:55 - United States - Scituate

Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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noobgang7 5

Monday 8 March 2010 20:00

she needs to die

sparkey0127 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:01

tell him if he's serious he won't work out

Comments

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Monday 8 March 2010 21:21

Calm down #85, do you think that everyone takes all the advice on FML seriously? If you do then you need to get out more...

Monikabug 9

Monday 8 March 2010 21:23

._. It must be jealousy. That just makes it more sad.

buttshapedfruit 0

Monday 8 March 2010 21:26

wow ydi for bein a push over. your married ! who wears da pants in da relationship? obviously his mother. take control

katiysue 0

Monday 8 March 2010 21:27

WOW! I would definately get out of this now... If anyone, including your husband and his mother, can boss you around like that, they are way too controlling and that is just not healthy for you. I think I would have laughed in both of there faces.

dickeroodles 0

Monday 8 March 2010 21:30

underpaid011 0

Monday 8 March 2010 21:31

RUN AWAY! that guy is Norman Bates crazy. if you do not yet have kids, make sure it stays that way. take "plan b" every morning if you have to

karina_said 0

Monday 8 March 2010 21:34

wtf? umm.. how old are you? the both of you, actually.. ?

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 8 March 2010 21:35

Very funny, Boddmon. Creating the Dickeroodles account and playing it off against your main one is still sockpuppetry, no matter which way you spin it. Don't do it again.