Intimacy: Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house...

By daughterinlaw - 18/12/2012 17:09 - United States - La Plata

Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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By motherlylove - 08/07/2018 15:00

Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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Parasite

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 04:00

Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 18:00

Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML

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lolz_ydi 1

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:17

Have you tried those positions she told you about yet?

sweettart83 27

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:19

Time to change the locks.

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Despereaux 15

Wednesday 19 December 2012 11:42

Change your locks. If you then see her trying to steal one of the new keys, shout "swiper no swiping!" I've heard it works well.

asktherunes 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:37

What did your husband do while she was yelling at you? Sounds like he just sat there & let her treat you that way. Maybe you should send him back to his mother.

SuperDanielNL 23

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:48

Get new locks, I'd guess...

isamisis 9

Wednesday 19 December 2012 17:00

That's unacceptable. Time to change the locks and get an alarm.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 19 December 2012 21:46

Sounds like a serious talk is in order, about how you are allowed to have sex with your husband in your own home, and about how even if it turns out your husband gave her a key (eg, fir emergencies or so someone has a spare) that doesn't mean she can just walk into your house without knocking (or ringing ahead). But yeah, she's blown that. Get the key back ASAP.

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:03

She is a religious person who thinks virgins can give birth to babies.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:04

Change the locks. Better yet, move and don't leave a forwarding address. And tell psycho monster-in-law that if she wants grandchildren, it's going to involve a little defilement. But it sounds as if that crazy old bat has some issues.