Intimacy: Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house...

By daughterinlaw - 18/12/2012 17:09 - United States - La Plata

Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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By motherlylove - 08/07/2018 15:00

Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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Parasite

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 04:00

Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML

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All over the place

By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 18:00

Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML

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lolz_ydi 1

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:17

Have you tried those positions she told you about yet?

sweettart83 27

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:19

Time to change the locks.

Comments

dragynfyre 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 5:19

Wow. Lock change, chain on door, door braces, and a serious discussion about boundaries. There should never have to be a fml like this. I sincerely feel your pain OP, as my MIL would be the type of person to do this. Thankfully she's four states away.

AWatts89 1

Wednesday 19 December 2012 5:24

Wow, my mother lives in the same complex as me and she still knocks on my door even when I tell her before she comes over to just walk in. Obviously there is a respect and boundary issue.

Saikon1357 25

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:10

Today's FML has been brought to you by the concept of a restraining order.

coach25 5

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:12

I personally think crazy woman is mad because she's not getting her some sexual satisfaction.

janedo5513 5

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:40

Practice makes perfect when it comes to making babies! On the other hand, time to change the locks... Quick.

Attica 20

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:48

Wow, some people are just ridiculous...talk about nosy and controlling. I hope you kicked her ass out of your house and called a locksmith. Might need a good security system too, with a mother-in-law like that! At least next time she tries to trespass, you'd get a very loud heads up alarm (not to mention the cops would come and cart her off, if you were angry enough to let them--though I can't see that boding well for your relationship with your mother-in-law XD).

Attica 20

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:51

Bekll 31

Wednesday 19 December 2012 7:13

75, I'm the other way around. I don't want to get married (the traditional marriage with a cake, clothing, etc.) but do want kids. My parents wish I would have a "real wedding" though.