By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 228
You deserved it 7 112

Same thing different taste

Top comments

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Look her dead in the face and say "This wouldnt be the case if you hadn't failed to use a condom".

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jaredofmo 22

There is absolutely no excuse for telling your kids that. My mom told my sister, "Sometime I wish I hadn't married your father." You realize you're telling that to someone whose existence is based on that union, right?

I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that "no excuse" statement. I can think of three off the top of my head and five more popped to mind as I read this. 1. What if mum really did fail? What if she's a drug addict, abusive, dates paedophiles, etc.? Not relevant here maybe but certainly an exception to the no excuse thing. 2. What if OP fails hard? Maybe right before mum said it she caught OP stealing the family's rent money - again - to buy meth and mum feels she guilty. 3. Less dark but what if OP is 40, jobless by choice, and an everything dropout who lives with mummy? P.S. I told my kid that I sometimes regret moving to this country but at least something good came of it. Your mum is human and will sometimes wonder about her what ifs. Stop taking it personally; she said sometimes, right?

Maybe OP is an active participant of Occupy Waikato.

I don't think You gave us enough info OP to comment. There has to be more?! Maybe Your mom did fail. Maybe you did something your not telling us about and deserved it.

Do you have any siblings? Maybe she was talkin bout them....if not your mom probably isn't your biggest fan.

SkardeyKat 3

Just agree with her. "Yes, you have completely failed as a mother. You are a terrible mother." She might think twice about her words.

ZKtheDuck 7

Both your mon and your life suck

THRASHtillDEATH 6

Atleast she admits it's her fault. :P

Oh yeah my dad did that One Time, that was the Time i knew i Wanted to Move out. Good luck!