By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Look her dead in the face and say "This wouldnt be the case if you hadn't failed to use a condom".

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Nuttyicecream 2

it's a compliment, don't worry OP you obviously exceeded her high expectations making her feel ashamed.

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TipOfTheHat 10

You actually have someone to blame if your life doesn't work out! Just keep reminding her!

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perdix 29

Are you just ugly? Or are you stupid and lazy, too? I just gotta know why she said that.

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Timmeeh 17

Answer the question we all want to know... what was the precipitating incident?

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DocBastard 38

Mother: I have failed as a parent. OP: You're still alive, so clearly I have failed as a child.

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Strafeh 9

I moderated this one :D

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MarjoCupcake 11

I would've shot back with, "Apparently so did my sperm donor's condom. Chewed his arm offearly huh, shrew?"

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Well obviously she has if she says things like that to her kid!

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Sephrianne 3

nothing like an honest self-evaluation. ^_^

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