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By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 228

You deserved it 7 112

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Same thing different taste

By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 011

You deserved it 52 120

Good question

By only child says fuck you mom - 10/04/2016 14:56 - United States - Holly Springs

Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said, "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 800

You deserved it 2 459

By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 197

You deserved it 2 882

By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 770

You deserved it 2 730

By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 804

You deserved it 2 944

By Jack - 09/08/2016 00:23 - United States - Asheville

Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 981

You deserved it 1 361

By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 063

You deserved it 3 154

By Anonymous - 20/10/2011 16:16 - Ireland

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 842

You deserved it 6 719

RBF FML

By autistic RBF - 22/02/2023 00:00

Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 849

You deserved it 125

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 089

You deserved it 2 894

GSP101 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 12:09

What the hell did you do?

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Saturday 19 November 2011 12:11

Look her dead in the face and say "This wouldnt be the case if you hadn't failed to use a condom".

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kittie1959 5

Monday 21 November 2011 21:31

Look her dead in the face and tell her she may have failed as a parent but not as badly as her parents obviously failed her.

iftheglovefits 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 23:58

Mama, we all go to hell. Mama we all go to hell. I'm writing this letter, and wishing you well. Mama we all go to hell.

abcdeghijklmn 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:30

It doesn't matter because I love you.!.!.!

theartistartist 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:49

she did right the moment she said that

roseriddle 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:57

Do you have siblings?

username600 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:01

That's so messed up

pseudonym129647 4

Friday 13 January 2012 22:57

Oh man this happens to me all the time. And to clarify for some people here I'm a virgin who gets okay grades and hasn't ever drank or done drugs .-.

Madame_Javert 4

Friday 20 April 2012 9:01

It's okay, this happens to me all the time. You get used to it.

newburton13 26

Sunday 22 April 2012 6:33

Well that's her problem, isn't it?

matildatilda 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 8:53

Well she probably has with that attitude'n

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You deserved it 81

Today, I was just told by a hiring manager that the reasons I'm not getting interviews is because I have a spotty work history. My work history is spotty because my mother ignores my food allergies so she can get attention and, as a result, I'm chronically ill. FML

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Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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You deserved it 6 188

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 495

You deserved it 16 451

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 024

You deserved it 5 960

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 329

You deserved it 2 447

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 383

You deserved it 2 995

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 050

You deserved it 2 716

Same thing different taste

Good question

RBF FML

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