By Anonymous - 10/09/2012 14:14 - United States - Puyallup

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
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dadof2 4

I guess its time to stop giving it to your mother and whip your brothers a@@!!

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CJ0106 1

I would do the same thing back to him. May not be the most mature approach but he'll probably learn his lesson.

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outsider_forlife 0

Don't give it to your mom.

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perdix 29

When you get calls, apologize for the misprint and tell the caller you are organizing a Surprise Prison Rape Fantasy for your brother. Tell him to bring friends, give him the times your brother is home alone and that the "safe word" is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis." The fifth number change will be the last.

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gracehi 31

I normally don't condone violence, but in this rare instance I strongly suggest you administer to your brother a swift knee to the testicles.

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MolesterStallone 13

Probably not.

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lovemesomeanth 2

Doesn't the question mark go inside of the quotation marks?

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Fishinaddict22 1

40- No, unless she was quoting a whole question in which case she is not.

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TheLadyOpal 30

With relations like that, you'd probably be better off changing your name too.

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