By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

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DynamicDave 11

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

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Zmeilerr 22

They are the mods and they'll ban your ass if you don't stop. Now shut the **** up.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well op, she's right. There's nothing more beautiful than happiness.(; Also, if i got laid I'd be pretty damn happy about it! Don't Worry, Be Happy!

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savlover 2

better than her banning you from seeing Ur bf

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ImaginaryFoe 0

At least she waited until you were finished. She could've stood there watching and giving pointers. Tip number one should've been lock the bloody door but smile is not a bad second.

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thecovert 7

It's so sweet to see a mom care so much for a daughter. I have something in my eye.

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MradamLulz 0

u r clearly a virgin By the look of your face on your profile pic...

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nack_fml 0

And you're clearly an uneducated, conservative hunter with a knack for fishing and eating beef jerky by the look of your profile picture.

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