By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

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Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

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DynamicDave 11

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

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buddymask1 0

this doesn't make sense. are you supposed to be talking to the OP or from their point of view? switching back in forth ruins anything you were going for in your statement. nice try tho, lolz u will get it nxt time XD

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buddymask1 0

this was supposed to be directed towards 18, but the mods got to him! so it's all good

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Quasar55_fml 18

Well, next time : 1 - make sure you are alone with your bf/lock the door 2 - just take the advice :D 3 - there is no 3, but a list of 2 points would have looked idiot

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ohthebloodygore 16

16, I don't think that was the main point of the FML. I believe the FML is the fact that her mum walked in whilst she was having sex and instead of freaking out, she advised her to smile more often. I'm not sure about you, but that's a bit creepy seeing as how it came from the mum.

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mattitucklove01 0

mother knows best! lol

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greenlantern27 6

I'd say YDI for not making sure you were alone in the house and/or not locking the door.

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bobjoefredsky 0

ok this is for the idiot that keeps moderating all my "inappropriate" comments stop now

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Zmeilerr 22

They are the mods and they'll ban your ass if you don't stop. Now shut the **** up.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well op, she's right. Theres nothing more beautiful than happiness. Also, if i got laid I'd be pretty damn happy about it! Don't Worry, Be Happy!

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