By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

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DynamicDave 11

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

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TheB0a 5

lolZ. What, do you frown ?

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Mr_Blockhead 0

Probably that awkward expressionless face..

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bobjoefredsky 0

hehe but that's not a FML u overreact or u r showing off that u r not a virgin

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RookiePyro 0

u r clearly a virgin by ur lack of grammar, consistency, and sense. It's not that hard, type it out

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bbergeron 0

Don't criticize an individual's grammar when your grammar isn't correct either. "You," "are," and "our," are not words. So, in that case, you're a virgin, too?

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dudeitsdanny 9

This person did it for effect, not lack of grammar skills. You can tell.

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bbergeron 0

No, you can't... he's contradicting himself; now that's obvious.

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RookiePyro 0

So sorry I didn't put the offending words in "word" format, but yes, I was doing that for effect. Also, due to the fact I have a wife and a little girl, 3, I would call that undeniable proof that I am not a virgin.

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mrbuckeye 2

Weird the profile says he's 17.. So you lost your virginity at 13 and already married. Damn...

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talktomandybaby 8

also the profile says that in the picture its his ex....hmmm?

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ghost303 3

Maybe he just tried to troll. I hate it when their so bad you can't tell :| pyro, if you're trolling, let us know so we don't waste seconds reading your shit

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daminantion 14

I'd probably go with the story of him being homosexual with the guys in the pic, the girl being their girltalk buddy, and the 3 year old is his new baby sister?

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bobjoefredsky 0

this is u:Ooh boohoo boohoo ur mom criticized u oh no I better write an FML as an excuse to show off that I had sex

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DynamicDave 11

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

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RookiePyro 0

I understand that, but his immature analogy of the FML suggested otherwise

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TheDrifter 23

Oh her moms the one with no lower teeth and a hare lip right? Your mom is awesome op.

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