By anti-drugs - 21/03/2011 10:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
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memo619 0

this is priceless :P my mom accused me of being gay because I accidentally slapped her bf's ass xD

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JenL_fml 7

Isn't heroin done through needles? o.O

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chosha_fml 26

#14 Or maybe it just wasn't that funny.

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jsa92 0

seems like an oddly sipfic accusation. your moms an addict

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kinga08 0

Huh? I'm pretty sure not everything in her brain is wired correctly. I hate it when people, especially parents, assume the worst. Your mother's assumption however goes way beyond assuming the worst.

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jess6blondie9 2

They assume the worst because they don't want their kids doing dumb stuff,:)

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liveaboveit 1

but when they aren't doing the worst?? who looks like the assholes? the parents or the kid?

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QueenOfBoredom 0

it depends on if they assume the worst and their assumptions are correct or not .... didnt think of that now did you

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Itstherealjen 0

why your mom think you are using drugs.....?!

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HesJustTheBest 0

I'm sorry, tell your mother I had to borrow some spoons so that I could line them up, take pictures of them, and then use those pictures on the set of my movie. If you want them back you'll have to pay a hefty price because they have become quite a treasure now.

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rattusrattus 18

I'm trying to see the logical leap here... my brain hurts. You're mother's a paranoid, OP, or a bitch.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Your mum is a wacko. Has she always been that paranoid? If so, I am truly sorry! :O

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