By anti-drugs - 21/03/2011 10:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 275
You deserved it 4 269
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

memo619 0

this is priceless :P my mom accused me of being gay because I accidentally slapped her bf's ass xD

45 0
JenL_fml 7

Isn't heroin done through needles? o.O

37 4

Comments

Iamkeaten 0

hahaha my dad called me a huffed because I was coloring in a crayola coloring book wish washables! smf parents!

0 2
kritz0 10

Thanks. ;) Call me stupid as much as you please dear. I can already tell I am definitely more educated than yourself. Thank you, again.

0 3
evilspongebob 0

i usually use ladles : )

0 1
Lalala1996 0

If only my mom was that easy going.

0 1
tbonea1990 0

it would be crack she would accuse of.

0 0
flickyourbic1223 7

No you heat heroin with water, usually 30 to 40 cc's depending on the rig. Spoons don't work as good as cans though, takes too long to heat and cool. My mom flips out if she finds a torn can. Spoons have never crossed her mind..

0 0
cuttlefish_fml 0

Come on now, if you're going to post this twice, at least be remotely accurate. 30-40 cc's? You do know that a cc is one cubic centimeter, right? How exactly are you going to fit 30-40 cc's of liquid in a spoon? Who's doing the junk anyhow, a blue whale?

0 1
flickyourbic1223 7

Sorry 30 to 40 units on a 1 cc syringe. You act like you'd expect everyone to try it.

0 0
cuttlefish_fml 0

Hardly. Have a lot of experience with giving injections to horses due to my line of work, so I'm aware of the sizes of syringes. Just figure if you're going to educate people on the ins and outs of getting wrecked, might as well be correct about it. 30-40 ccs would be some seriously diluted heroin. Ha ha

0 1
Miss_Random 0

Wow, what a way to jump to conclusions. Or....maybe you have history with drug abuse to cause her to jump to such conclusions? I don't know. Some information is missing.

0 0
khandi 0

that's terrible!!!! ummm how did ur mom know u needed spoons to do heroin, ppl who use needles or smoke rock use spoons and most common ppl don't know, I know used to be married to an addict and witnessed it first hand.

0 0
QueenOfBoredom 0

if someone doent know that then thats sad i dont do drugs but i knew that you use spoons..... just saying

0 2