Miscellaneous: Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends....

By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 13:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 3 257

By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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You deserved it 3 272

By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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You deserved it 3 254

By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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You deserved it 2 892

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 4 761

By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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You deserved it 110

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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FreddyLunch 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:19

MILF.

great_lawl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:15

Now that sucks

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perdix 29

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:30

And this is an FML because your manboobs are prettier and less hairy than your mom's rack?

SeasonedLemur 5

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:33

bahahaha that's funny I bet the op has a massive man rack!!

col535 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 6:39

why do men have nipples? the world may never know...

JohnnyTheFox 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:32

Did she have nice ****?

helo2 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:26

did she?..does she

ScaryyMary 14

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:34

Well, did she flash you her chest or her "down under"?

blackaut 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:35

If she's a hottie, pics.. if she's a nottie... well she's naughty so... bring it on either way

Tenjin 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:39

um... that's horrible. "The HORROR"

nofxtime 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:41

Well at least your mom still can party, that has to count for something.

goliatron 9

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:47

Can i have her number? I'm a virile young stallion, aged 12 years.

Tenjin 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:49

Hahaha

sarcdude 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:07

F. YOUR. LIFE.

icanspellgud 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:07

i think the bigger FML here is that you're a man names Victoria.

eath 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:09

I think that is Victoria, Australia? Unless Sundendako translates to Victoria?

joshhh11 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:11

you are possibly the dumbest ************ ever. victoria is a state in Australia, not that you'd know, but it does say "Victoria - Australia"

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:04

lol, massive fail.

olisykes_ 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:43

*headdesk*

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Same thing different taste

He's still got it

Mum

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