By Spatch - 24/09/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, my navy boyfriend, who's stationed in Italy, calls me to say he is in San Francisco and is coming to see me. After scrambling to get ready, he calls me back to say he doesn't recognize the train station. After searching on Google Maps, it becomes clear he's drunk at Oktoberfest. In Germany. FML
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tenkenshi 2

At least he was thinking about you while he was drunk.

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

ahaha..win. who the hell wouldn't want to be at Oktoberfest? IN GERMANY?! I sure as hell wanna go to Germany!

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Disarm 0

Maybe he was so amazingly drunk that he actually thought he was at a train station in San Francisco. It's possible. I think.

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anjtrg_1112 23

Some places don't celebrate it in October because the weather gets too stormy. Idiot.

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Spatch_ 1

Does ANYONE even read comments anymore before posting the same stupid questions??? OKTOBERFEST STARTS IN LATE SEPTEMBER!!!! Jeezey Creezy!

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gigi2009 0

HAHAHAHA brilliant!!!! this guy knows how to have fun with beer in europe :) problem is, if he's at the real beer fest in bavaria, it's actually in october. which is why it's called oktoberfest.

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skandrea01 0

hmmm... My brother is in the military and in Italy. He just got home from a group trip he organized to Oktoberfest and Salzburg. LOL, totally sorry if he is part of the responsible party.

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that1775guy 0

HAHAHA i think it's pretty funny actually, i'm in the navy and this isn't the worst thing i've heard or seen, oh and Oktoberfest is AWESOME!

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iamtimdotcom 0

wuts ur bro's name? i am the bf so im just wondering if i know the guy.

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gloep 0

Hahahahhahahaahaaaaa wonder in which country he'll wake up.

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cjammer 0

So, let me get this straight. You get a phone call from your overseas military boyfriend (however misleading that call may be), and you're upset? A lot of spouses, significant others and families of military don't get such an opportunity, and would be incredibly grateful to hear their loved one's voice. Fail.

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lexy88 0

Um....yeah. You kind of have to SEE somebody in order to be dating them. Therefore you're just saying you have a boyfriend in order to fill a void of loneliness because you couldn't get someone that would have to see you more often. Way to use him.

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blue8795 0

It's not that she's angry with him, it's just that since he's serving overseas she only gets to see him but for 30 days a year (max) so a surprise visit would be something really special. More of a "Well, that's disappointing" than FML, but I sympathize her. I bet the OP just laughed it off.

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blue8795 0

Ever heard of long-distance relationships?

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Sooz54 0

I joined just to say this. I think that you're being pretty rude and presumptuous to say something like this. Unless you know the OP and know how she feels about her boyfriend, who are you to decide what validates their relationship? With the same logic: if the OP and her boyfriend were married and he was deployed, would they no longer be married because they were forced to be apart? What if they OP and her boyfriend were together long before he even was stationed in Italy? To the OP: YDI for dating a sailor, date a marine :D haha jk I clicked YLIF.

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iamtimdotcom 0

you're sorta bitter you dont have a gf or bf aren't u. u see if u date for a year and a half then take a job where u hafta be apart sometimes u dont just resort to breaking up.

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