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By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By WheatiesMan - 15/06/2016 10:52

Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 08:26 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML

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By Karmaisabitch - 18/05/2012 06:07 - United States - Boulder

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

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Friday 16 September 2011 1:12

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SlimShady167 3

Friday 16 September 2011 1:11

Haha what the ****? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL

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sillylolo 6

Friday 16 September 2011 5:33

Lol nasty but funny

vettle 6

Friday 16 September 2011 5:40

Cloth diapers for adults!

xXT9Xx 0

Friday 16 September 2011 5:52

Shes conserving paper how about u guys piss off :p (no pun intended). Saving the world and going grean oooh yeaaaa

underguarded 20

Friday 16 September 2011 6:04

Tape a sign to the towel rack. ' This is not the Toilet Paper you seek.What you're looking for is on the roll beside you.'

mtbrown 0

Friday 16 September 2011 6:06

At least your sister doesn't use family hand towels as tampons and put them back

Pebbles89 9

Friday 16 September 2011 8:05

#71 I'm sorry you have to put up with up, maybe you and your family should have an intervention for her. even though since she's old enough to menstruate, she should be old enough go understand basic hygiene. FYL also.

zombiekitten87 12

Saturday 17 September 2011 8:22

Not to be gross, but what is wrong with your sister's area that she can fit a hand towel up there? And what is wrong with her brain that she finds that acceptable?