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By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By WheatiesMan - 15/06/2016 10:52

Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 08:26 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML

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By Karmaisabitch - 18/05/2012 06:07 - United States - Boulder

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

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Friday 16 September 2011 1:12

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SlimShady167 3

Friday 16 September 2011 1:11

Haha what the ****? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL

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leadman1989 15

Friday 16 September 2011 2:02

OP - wipes face... smells something funny... slows down wiping slowly takes towel away from face. Expression of horror and pure unadulterated rage creeps across their face. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

perdix 29

Friday 16 September 2011 2:04

You mean that stuff you cover trees with is what NORMAL people use? Someone could have told me!

inpuredeceit 14

Friday 16 September 2011 2:28

That's just wrong... Is this a situation where the roommate is assigned? Or can you kick her out?

lmaoatall 6

Friday 16 September 2011 2:28

Well op I could sit here for the next twenty minutes with suggestions on how to get revenge. Instead, I'm going to share with you a few stunts I've read and found favorable on this site for moments such as this. 1. Use her razor to shave your ass hairs. 2. Use her deodetant to freshen your privates. And last, but not least 3, shit on her pillow.

aaronruark 2

Friday 16 September 2011 2:29

Thats ******* nasty kick her ass........out

fedora11 12

Friday 16 September 2011 2:32

Gross! Kick her out.

pvtgrey6289 4

Friday 16 September 2011 2:33

...thats grounds for doing one of....*counting in head* 6 things. 1. Whoop. That. Ass. Period. 2. Cut a bitch. 3. Kick em out. 4. Wipe their face in a towel you do it to and see how they like it. 5. A combination of any of the above. 6. All of the above. Just sayin, cause that shit is nasty...no pun intended.