Miscellaneous: Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using...

By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By WheatiesMan - 15/06/2016 10:52

Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 08:26 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML

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By Karmaisabitch - 18/05/2012 06:07 - United States - Boulder

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

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Friday 16 September 2011 1:12

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SlimShady167 3

Friday 16 September 2011 1:11

Haha what the ****? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL

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auddylynne 0

Friday 16 September 2011 3:44

OMG that's effin nasty! WTF?! New roommate!!!

katyglaze 3

Friday 16 September 2011 3:48

WTF - get your roommate their very own "special towel" for that. You don't want anymore surprises.

Pebbles89 9

Friday 16 September 2011 8:02

#50 why should the OP have to go out of THEIR way to buy their nasty bitch of a roommate a "special washcloth"??? that's not OP's responsibility. the roommate should stop wiping her nasty **** and asshole on the OP's towels and go buy her own.

Sawprophet 3

Friday 16 September 2011 3:57

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SwtCherryPie 26

Friday 16 September 2011 4:01

OMG i used to do that to someone i was staying with. I had nowhere to go and a friend let my bf and i live with him for a couple of months till we could take care of ourselves. He never once bought toilet paper in the couple of months we lived with him. Sometimes I went next door and used the restroom in the store there and/or would steal extra rolls of toilet paper if there was any in the restroom. If i had to use the restroom at home I would have to hop in the shower and wash off each time and one day I had enough. He'd taken some things from us while we were staying with him and I was over it. For the last couple of weeks we lived there i took random washcloths from his cabinets and towels and used them to wipe myself clean with. Dont think he ever knew.

littlemeg 5

Friday 16 September 2011 6:38

so....a friend was kind enough to put you and your bf up for a couple of months and you didn't even offer to buy toilet paper? and wiped your ass with his washcloths? wow. ungrateful bitch.