By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
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enonymous 8

It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character

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SlimShady167 3

Haha what the ****? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL

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doogy15 11

So you didn't smell it in the first place or even see a brown smudge on it when you grabbed it? YDI

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Read the fml, "went to dry off with mine after a shower" there is a big possibility that the op's bathroom was steamy, had water in his/her eyes, or is nearsighted and the op's first thing to do was grab his/her towel. also the shit stain could be on the other side of the towel, where he/she couldnt see it.

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fatraptorjesus13 9

yes YDI, you should be constantly paranoid and check every inch of everything you touch for the rest of your life....oh wait no thats stupid...

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False_Stupidity 41

The OP never said that she actually dried with it, only that she 'went to' which implies that she did notice the smudge when she grabbed the towel.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Yes 16, because it's very common for there to be poop on bath-towels...

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doogy15 11

Before you get in the smell will still be there and pretty strong if it's been sitting there for a while.

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T1A2Z3 34

But if a bathroom smells a bit shitty you assume it's from the toilet

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xrainbowshadowx 17

I hope you jumped right back into the shower when you had that figured out. FYL

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nikkon416 13

No, OP walked around all day smelling of shit.

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Bekavera 4

That is so ******* nasty!!! Kick her ass out!!!

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shelbyyyy11 0

you know what to do next time you take a shit

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thiscrazything 1

That is gross, and grounds for dismissal, throw him out and get a new room mate, in the meantime, hide your toothbrush!

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yoshivar2002 0

Some cultures don't use toilet paper, don't be a biggot.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

They use their left hands, not towels belonging to other people. also learn to spell bigot.

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Slhruman 4

That is fine, but the roommate shouldn't have used her towel, THEN put it back. She should have had her own towel and kept it contained

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

I don't know why, but "dirtball" made me crack up. Thanks!

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fatraptorjesus13 9

not to sound like a redneck but when you go to another country (America in this case) you try to agony their ways of culture, at-least the big ones like this, tipping and shaking hands rather than kissing or hugging

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qhostred 0

Well that stinks.thats really a shitty situation.at least they don't know you "log" in and submit your story and expose what a crappy roommate they are

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