Miscellaneous: Today, my next door neighbor told me that he liked the carpet... - FML

By violatedinden - 24/08/2009 00:57 - United States

Today, my next door neighbor told me that he liked the carpet in my bedroom. I live alone. He's never been in my bedroom. FML

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By Where is the faith in Humanity - 07/11/2013 23:08 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up with a carpet burn. From sleeping. Alone. In my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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Does not spark joy

By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 04:00 - Germany

Today, my neighbor respects that I keep a clean house, with no street shoes allowed inside. I bet that’s why he came in wearing felt slippers. Unfortunately, they were same ones he'd walked across the wet, dirty yard in. FML

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By Emily J. - 18/06/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

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By ex now - 27/07/2024 07:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I learned my boyfriend has been going to our attractive female next door neighbor’s house without telling me while I'm at work. He claims it’s “because her house has AC and we don’t." FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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SinatraStyle 3

Monday 24 August 2009 11:20

Call the police and get a gun....you got a stalker...and call Chris Hansen too!!

no1askdu 5

Monday 24 August 2009 11:26

hopefully hes not refering you as a bedroom and the carpet as your ....well you know.

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iFruit 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:03

CHECK UNDER YOUR BED, OP. This is serious, we ain't lookin' fo' no boogeyman...

Jennydew 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:08

Sounds like you have a secret admirer.....

RKftw 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:15

YDI for having nice carpeting in your house

BreakingtheHabit 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:27

Shut up, ass face, no-one cares about your sex life, seriously. I don't see why people feel the need to just start arguments on these things all the time, it's just horribly irritating. So stop judging people you don't know, and stop being such an obnoxious eejit. To the OP, that is... quite creepy, but not neccessarily anything to get too worked up about. Like other people said, it might be best to just keep your blinds closed if you're afraid of people seeing in. He could just have been making an observation to start a conversation.

ashiedeanilz 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:27

wow.. the people on here are so nice! haha (sarcasm, for those of you who didn't get it...) why do all you guys jump to conclusions and judge people and say so much bad stuff?

popcorncomics 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:38

Why is it people always scream and shout out "CLOSE YOUR BLINDS CLOSE YOUR BLINDS!" Are we never allowed to ever have them open? I agree they should be closed at night, but what about in the day? What if it's sunny outside? Are you saying that you might as well not have windows at all?

kayLatta 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:17

youre all faggots. OP: **** you

orchids_torturer 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:28

i liked it too. the earthtone berber really accented the plants in the corner. by the way, ur out of milk. the orchids' torturer has spoken.

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:48

i would move if i were u.

theDIVA_NL 3

Monday 24 August 2009 18:13

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