By violatedinden - 24/08/2009 00:57 - United States

Today, my next door neighbor told me that he liked the carpet in my bedroom. I live alone. He's never been in my bedroom. FML
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SinatraStyle 3

Call the police and get a gun....you got a stalker...and call Chris Hansen too!!

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no1askdu 5

hopefully hes not refering you as a bedroom and the carpet as your ....well you know.

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ydi_bitch 0

YDI for having a neighbor.

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toodrunc2no 0

# 14 thats ******* hilarious... how did this get removed for negative replies?

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lisaloise 3

he probably saw it from your window! ;D no big deal okaii?

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teehee520 0

Slightly creepy but if there are windows involved then I don't really see the FYL part.

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Puolukka 4

Well, but if they live in apartments that are right next to each other (next door neighbor) and on the 2nd floor or so...then he shouldn't be able to see through her window at all...unless he has a window in his wall going right into her bedroom o.O

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XxKate1294xX 0

which I believe (well at least here it is) is illegal. XD

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bluenote_fml 0

He told you he "liked" it? That's past tense.. used for describing acts that have already been concluded. What did he conclude? and where? Creepy.. Maybe he is just referring to the fact that you finally got some blinds and he can't see the carpet anymore..

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redbluegreen 40

If that's not a pickup line, I don't know what is.

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deliapearl 0

time to move or get an alarm

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BioProject 0

Well invite him over and let him get a closer look, duh

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rockinroyalty 0

Major win. XD and when I saw ur icon im like it had to be L.

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AyCuidado 0

Jeez. Chill out, woman, and get a sense of humor.

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InfinatePlaylist 0

dude if I were you I would pack my shit up and move as far away as possible. and call the cops on his ass

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