he's never been in your bedroom but he spends a lot of time in your loft. masturbating.

Relax. He's your neighbour. Has he lived there longer than you? If so, the old occupant of your house probably invited him in. You live alone, so I'm guessing you only have 1 bedroom so he knows which one it is. If you are the first owner of the house, perhaps he looked at yours before he decided on his. It's in his area, after all. If you're this torn up about it... go ask him.

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Go **** off you piece of supercilious shit. How the hell do you know she hasn't had sex in a while? And how does having sex have anything to do with this post at all? God you ******* retards make me want to take a pen 'germed' up with E. coli, stab you a million times with it, watch you get an infection and die a horrible death. And according to you you're not desirable either because you'd be having sex rather than posting that idiotic message. In fact, according to your illogical logic, none of us are desirable and have ever had sex since we've all posted stuff while we couldve been getting laid. So I repeat, go **** off. And PS, your asshole-y attitude is the reason even a prostitute would refuse to ..erm.. have sex with you because even she ..erm..has higher standards Btw, OP, smack that little perv, and keep mace or pepper spray around and "accidentally" spray him.

i moved to a new house, my neighbor said he liked my bedroom carpet, i changed it and left it on his porch, it was green shag. he threw it away. weird how he knew what it looked like omg he knew the people who lived there before me, CREEEPY!

Ask him if he'd like to munch it.

or so you thoughtttt

I agree with #11. I mean it's a little weird, but he is your NEIGHBOR, and generally they live right next to you, and it's not all that out of the question for him to have seen inside your room if you don't close your blinds. So YDI for not closing them and getting bothered when someone looks in.

he probably has a secret camera installed. or does that sound paranoid? oh well, he's definately a creeper !

Your neighbor is Edward Cullen?