By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 732
You deserved it 9 812
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Violet_Illuser 0

Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.

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xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.

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Hello_nikki507 0

I moderated this... That really sucks though!

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kerrygirl 13

ya i moderated it too and the last line said....and tomorrows my wedding......

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genius_man16 0

I don't get people like you. First off, no one cares that you moderated it. And secondly, why do you feel the need to tell us all that you did? Hundreds if not thousands of people moderate each FML, you are far from special.

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tpag3r 0

i could not agree more i always give thumbs down to people who feel the need to brag about their moderating

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Lolbrittany 0

agreed with #12, YDI for sneezing >:U

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DevineLegacy 0

oww that must of hurt. sneezing comes at the worst times :(

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Etoile_fml 0

I once sneezed and hit my nose against my knee. I was a wee kid, though. You're supposed to feel it when you're about to sneeze, so, YDI.

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save_me_08 0

he did feel it. He said his nose was itching

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SimpleSimon 0

Keep still for a second and I'll make the other one match...

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teach09 0

Ahhh..that sucks... but that's what they make coverup for!! hopefully your partner isn't too stuck up, and blame you for "ruining" the wedding day (yes i've seen it happen)..

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