By Owned - 25/03/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
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treasa 0

That sucks. Something similar happened to me once. I was in my playset, showing one of the neighborhood kids how safe and not scary it was up on the upper level and in the covered slide, when I got attacked by a hive of wasps who had made their home up there.

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faeglenn 0

hey everyone, latkematzoball has a gigantic stick up his butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy??

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dabeachbum 0

it looks like ur hand is up the horses butt in the second frame of ur illustration. hehehe

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hunterjumper24 0

I ride horses, and they are all different..different sizes, colors, markings, natural gaits, attitudes, personalities... My old horse was a sweet ex race horse who all of a sudden became sour and bite me and broke my finger when I was petting him, then kicked my mom and bite her and bucked when I road him and hated being ridden..and now I have a 16.2 ex race horse who is so great and loves jumping and doing more advanced things...and another pony who is so lazy but very willing to do what you want (if that makes sense) and pleasant..then I have a moody but beautiful pleasure pony...so ya..you don't know what will happen, but you just have to act according to how the animal's personality is and the surroundings and stay confident.

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Sum_Dum_Bum 0

This is one of the better illustrations on FML.

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Rijii 0

This cartoon is the cutest thing ever. I just want to hug the horse. HOW CAN YOU NOT FORGIVE THAT FACE?!

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pinkpassion50 0

Today, on my first dait with this hot guy i felt like using the washroom. After spending 5 min fixing myslef up in the mirror i walk out the washroom doors feeling preety and confident. My date was waiting for me by the popcorn stand at the movie theathers witha wide smile on my face. He wasn't the only one i turned around to see a long strand of toilet paper hanging from my jeans. My date laughed at me and walked away. FML

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Jenny444_fml 0

Wow that sucks. I got to admit i chuckled a little but i like the illustrations it makes it look less like an FML to a MLS(My Life Sucks)

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