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By gorgeousrenthead - 10/08/2009 23:41 - United States

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Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML
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Imawhalerider 0

I think you where being a bit anal giving your parents the key. . .

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amidecour 0

At least he's not a **** like you.

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Creston 0

Yeah, sure. YDI for something you have no control over. /sarcasm You should watch District 9. It might help you get over your idiotic close-mindedness. Then again, it might not.

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amidecour 0

Hahaha, oh man this FML had everything! The nosy parents, the out of the blue visit, the sex! Then, then you add in the gay thing! Many, A+ dude!

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Kiwi_Splash 0

Why on Earth would you give them the key? Well, surprise! :)

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Creston 0

FYL. I hope your parents took it well, and that your boyfriend wasn't too offended by it. Hopefully they are supportive... Though that wasn't the best way to find out. You may want to wait a few days before confronting them, or just letting them confront you- When people are in shock they tend to have angry and impulsive responses, so anything they might have said they probably didn't mean. Good luck!

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AXavierB 1

@ #32: He didn't say anything about being loud. His parents just walked in on him because they had a key.

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Peroxide 3

it could have been an emergency, just say you were walking around your apartment naked and a naked intruder broke in and started to attack you from behind, repeatedly

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FueltotheFire 0

I love this response, should be higher up though.

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Stormx 0

You realise anal isn't AIDs main vector anymore, yes? It's more often transmitted between straight people.

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leMeepO_o 0

anyone with a heartbeat can get AIDS, so shut up.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Helluva way to come out to the 'rents but I hope they took things in stride and are supportive of you and your partner. Don't let the 'phobes on here get to ya.

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Probably shouldn't have given them a key if you were gonna do indecent things there (:

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Athios 0

He wasnt doing anything indecent considering that he owned the place

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glassisass 0

you know what would be really funny? if the parents wrote an fml about this on this website. be soo ******* funny. today, i walked on my straight son faking ****** while having sex with his boyfriend. i was coming to surprise him. he surprised us... i though my son was straight. FML. feel free to use this parents...

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