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By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

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By shorty - 11/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

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By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 23:39 - United States

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

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By goodbyeadulthood - 09/09/2019 06:00

Today, my parents told me that from now on I have to share a room with my 9-year-old sister. She already called top bunk. I'm 20. FML

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By Tiny - 29/07/2014 08:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

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By "taelor14" - 08/11/2017 01:30

Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year-old." FML

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By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

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By skinny - 01/11/2023 00:02

Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML

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By fourfootnine - 07/03/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

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sgenfkshe 5

Friday 4 March 2011 1:33

at least you're not so heavy that you have to be tied to the roof of the car:O lol

Bates621 0

Friday 4 March 2011 1:34

I don't think it's for those above age 10.

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

Friday 4 March 2011 7:50

you have to be 4'9" to be in a booster seat &/or considered a midget. true story & no offense to anybody out there lol

cooperd52 6

Friday 4 March 2011 8:03

Tell them to shove it

Abomb91 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:06

Could be worse. You could be tied to the roof for being too much of a lard ass to fit in the car. Short people rule.

justintime66451 2

Friday 4 March 2011 8:31

short girls= yum, lol

justintime66451 2

Friday 4 March 2011 8:31

short girls= yum, lol

relyo 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:36

told you not to drink redbull 3x a day.

skikid 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:49

how would you be under 60 pounds?!

_streets_ 19

Friday 4 March 2011 9:31

They're called 'little people' not midgets, asshole.

skulluks 0

Friday 4 March 2011 9:48

You must be so adorable, sitting there with your wittle balled up fist and stogie!

dellama10 0

Friday 4 March 2011 10:16

either your parents are screwing with you because they think you're dumb enough to believe them (which apparently you are) or they believe it too and you're all retards. Where I'm from, I believe you have to be eight or 60 lbs. Outside of a serious disease, if you're under 60 lbs you need some help

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