By uhhh what? - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
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cradle6 13

Chocolate eggs? Is that what you kids call them now?

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SkoomaKi 27

I'm proud of you, you found the last egg! Must have been some good chocolate if they said that.

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Igor_g5 0

That's how it starts.

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xCramsie97 0

That's some serious shit.. Taking the last egg..

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sincerelyjay 13

WHAT?! The last Easter egg?! How dare you!

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ankoku 2

Does anyone else picture the Op's parents as massively fat and disgusting?

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kellyXbeanz 3

well u just can't take the last chocolate egg that is completely wrong !!!!!! lol

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toalysium 15

I don't really care about your life, but you did remind me there is a Cadbury egg in the fridge. Maybe you aren't completely useless!

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greenmen 12

Well better get stared sell there ugly asses off

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THExistentialist 13

we are all created in Perdix's image, therefore, all thoughts we think are due to His power.

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Nikkitaria 9

Watch out we got a badass over here!

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