By uhhh what? - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
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cradle6 13

Chocolate eggs? Is that what you kids call them now?

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SkoomaKi 27

I'm proud of you, you found the last egg! Must have been some good chocolate if they said that.

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Samanthai 0

Ur parents are just jealous cuz they wanted that last egg

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digitaljunky 5

The truth hurts

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titzenpitzer 9

I'm guessing your parents are deadly serious

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MMA_Canada92 7

I'm surprised you're still living in the same house. I woulda kicked you out after eating the last chocolate egg... Jk jk

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tigrouficele2012 44

Don't they know how cheap Easter candy is after Easter is over? Just tell them to buy some more!

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perdix 29

They went easy on you. They left out the part that you'd be a desperate ***** reduced to blowing hobos for food, dying from eating said food and then burning in Hell for all eternity. Yeah, that's what happens to selfish shit kids who hog the treats.

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THExistentialist 13

what about the part where OP sucks meth for **** and haunts the busstops rambling about the chocolate eggs ruining everything and scaring small children?

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perdix 29

#52, Yes. I'm writing you this from Hell -- all we have is dial-up. The worst part is that I found out when I got here, I didn't need to service the hobos. I could have gotten food stamps and subsisted on government cheese. Why didn't I think of that?

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BrownSugar10940 2

Such an inspirational talk with yur parents

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hilary56 0

They're probably joking…

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coboy 5

And thus the journey to self destruction has begun....

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KingCeltic77 18

My dad is the exact same way. I can relate.

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I'madumbass 19

My parents are very similar to this FML as well. Relatable...........I feel so sorry, OP

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